Haha! I always suspected the banana peel thing wouldn't really work, but now a clever Mario impersonator has gone and Busted the banana peel myth.
The one thing missing from this is the constant taunting that makes a Mario Kart match the epic event it is. The occasional "stealing of the controller" special move is also a must. What? All is fair in love and Mario Kart. (Sun Tzu said so.)
~DD